Scotch Whisky Review

[Ralph Katzenell]

Greetings all and sundry.
Just received the last free issue of the Scotch Whisky Review. There is a lot of fun to be had on blogs trying to be the first responder to a new thread, and as nobody else seems to be claiming the credit . . . Yippee, I'm first!
Now having commented on the importance of good manners and restrained speech on this very forum, I must avoid being hoisted by my own petard. I have to use my dictionary and thesaurus to find bland equivalents for rubbish! Of poor Quality, weak, feeble, no backbone, Condign Imprecations, bumpf . . . help me out here! 
What is this guff they are calling the SWR. Not like it was but a few short months ago.
2 Quid 95 for that?
Not on yer nellie!
Gie'z a brek, Jimmy.
Whit?
Nae fear!
Ah'm off fur a hauf!
Uncle Ralph, in high dudgeon.

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